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Ringtone Fart Factory - FREE RINGTONES

Ringtone Fart Factory - FREE RINGTONES

MobGen

Genre: Lifestyle

Albumpreis: Kostenlos

Erscheinungsdatum: 08. Juli 2009

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RINGTONE FART FACTORY - FREE !!

FRESHEST COLLECTION OF FART RINGTONES

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********* FREE TODAY **********

Ringtone Fart Factory includes the funniest collection of fart ringtones for your iPhone. Four months in the making, 23 city global audition – we bring you the best fart ringtones from around the globe.

Don’t settle for sound apps that give you 2 second sound effects. Ringtone Fart Factory includes a symphony of sounds that will impress teachers, boyfriends, girlfriends, parents, siblings, husbands/wives, co-workers, and grandparents.

If you need fart ringtones – GET RINGTONE FART FACTORY.

FRESH COLLECTION FOR EVERY NEED

- Looking for juicy farts? We got em!

- Want echo farts? Got those too!

- Need fart nursery rhymes? Check!

- How about dueling fart battles? Yes!

- Need long-winded ones? No problem

RINGTONE FART FACTORY has a fart for every occasion!!

BEST SITUATIONS for RINGTONE FART FACTORY

1) Traveling around the world – a universal language

2) When you need to impress your boyfriend

3) When your girlfriend wants to have “the talk”

4) Meeting new roommates

5) Crowded elevator - obviously

6) Movie theaters

7) Family reunions

8) Company BBQ’s

9) Speeches – Townhall meetings, Inaugurations, etc

10) Doctors waiting area – bring smiles to those in need

Caution: Not recommended for job interviews – unless you are interviewing with a video game company or some other cool job.

Caution: Please take caution when selecting a fart ringtone if you are a naturally gaseous person. You may mistake the ringtone for your own natural doing and miss an important call.

VERY COMMON QUESTIONS

Q: I already have a great fart sound maker – do I need Ringtone Fart Factory?

A: YES, fart ringtones surprise the people around you and YOU! Part of the enjoyment of fart ringtones is that your phone will go off without you suspecting it – wonderful!

Q: I only buy organic – are these sounds organic?

A: YES, we only use 100% organically created fart ringtones – we had rigorous auditions in all major cities and selected only the best performances. Rest assured, these are the Idol winner of fart performances.

ABOUT RINGTONE FACTORY APPS

- Download as many as you want – no limits!

- Easily share with friends!

- Set a unique weapon for each caller in your phonebook!

Special thanks to the 6 Pound McChubby Chili Burger, McChubby Milkshake Extreme, extra greasy Meat Deluxe Pizzas, and the Sonoma Green Valley Farm for unlimited access to ripe vegetables.

© 2009 MobGen, Inc.

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